The CooCoo (a/k/a cuckoo) of Iran is playing Dial-a-Threat again...!
A shout out to Iran's bearded CooCoo with the itchy nuclear finger:
"Well, yo' momma is a midget chicken who wears a hair shirt and sleeps in a bed of itchy leaves as penance for your birthing!!!
Just stay where you are and keep dialing threats while America's Dial-a-Bomb's GPS pinpoints your location and blows your bantam butt and nukes away!!!
(Hat tip to Paul Combs for political satire 'toon.)