Who be da' judge in this courtroom....??
If so, it's working for me.... But, now that we've all seen it, why not just throw a net over him and throw him back into the spider hole he was dragged, lice-ridden, out of.... That works, too.
Then they could erect a memorial whipping post over it and let all comers beat it with their shoes.... which is a big huge insult in some mid-east countries. It could become a national pastime.
Although, what they'd really like to do to it, or him, probably isn't printable....