The rising tide of piracy at the United Nations Turtle Bay cesspool.... under the navigation and leadership of Cap'n Jack-leg Kofi & his motley crew
So...., Cap'n.... where are the rest of the unaccounted-for billions that have mysteriously disappeared in this mother of all frauds---the United Nations' Oil-for-Food Embezzlement, Bribery and Kickback program---during the terms of two U.N. Secretary Generals from third-world tinpot nations, Boutros Boutros Galli and yourself, Cap'n Kofi....?
And Cap'n.... Let's just fork on over open access to all your personal records of your secret bank accounts, assets and holdings all over the world.... and let's have some open and unfettered sworn testimony from you and full documentation of all of your U.N. paid-for expenses related to the performance of your job at the United Nations.... You do believe in openness and accountability, now don't you Cap'n....?
Oh, and Cap'n.... Let's just go ahead and lift your U.N. entitlement and diplomatic immunity so we'll know you are cooperating in good faith with the investigation.... You are cooperating, now aren't you Cap'n....? Nothing less could be expected from the Secretary General of the U.N., don't you agree Cap'n....?
There's a strong wind a-blowin' Cap'n.... to blow away all the secrecy.... And the tide's risin' in Turtle Bay.... to wash away all the corruption.... Can't turn back the wind and the tide, ya' know, Cap'n....